““Oh, screw congratulations. Of course I’m happy for you. Stephen’s a major piece of ass and he’s got a sense of humor. Just as long as you’re certain this is what you want.””
— My best friend, Anita
““What do you mean he gave you an emerald! Diamonds are eternal, emeralds say, maybe five years.””
— My grandmother upon viewing my engagement ring
““To a happy marriage and, if necessary, a painless divorce!””
— My future father-in-law on the night of my engagement party
Diary of a Mad Bride
Year
2001
Pages
294
Praise
““Oh, screw congratulations. Of course I’m happy for you. Stephen’s a major piece of ass and he’s got a sense of humor. Just as long as you’re certain this is what you want.””
— My best friend, Anita
““What do you mean he gave you an emerald! Diamonds are eternal, emeralds say, maybe five years.””
— My grandmother upon viewing my engagement ring
““To a happy marriage and, if necessary, a painless divorce!””
— My future father-in-law on the night of my engagement party
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